Lord Pizza of Derpington

  • Lord (but Lady) of Instagram

    Exotic 👽 shorthair baby
    Lord 🍕but lady ✌🏻 Los Angeles☀️
    🌿 Plant friends 🍑 Butt paps

  • The Red Carpet

    Lord Pizza was invited to walk the “Blue” Red carpet Hollywood premier at the Chinese Theater for the Nine Lives film featuring Jennifer Garner, Kevin Spacey, and Christopher Walken, to promote the film and host a swag giveaway online. This incredible photo as taken by @catpartypetportraits aka Danielle Spires in LA.

  • It's my Universe

    And you’re just in it. We partner with brands we LOVE to craft authentic campaigns based on our absolute favorite things. Our favorite partners include: Catit, Petlibro, Chewy, Meowfia, Crown & Paw, Contempo Cat and more.

@lordpizzasmoosh

I adopted this amazing lil creature nearly 9 years ago and grew an organic following of over 16K fans and counting! The secret? Interaction, engagement, compelling photos, and snappy copy. Being this cute doesn't hurt either.

Stories & reels

As Instagram has shifted its content focus, so have we. I love making the derpiest of reels that showcase the true nature of my wittle scrump-a-potamus, and am always open to a good collab — I’m still waiting to hear from Gucci, Prada, McQueen, and YSL. Come on folks!

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